Rush City citizens challenged their City Council last week to defend them from cats in heat.
Feral, sex-starved felines have been spraying everything in town. "My house smells like the neighborhood litter box," protested one local.
The sprayer-haters suggested the city call in the Animal Ark Neuter Commuter—a mobile feline de-sexing unit that will roll into town if you trap at least 50 offenders.
Start trapping, Rush City—winner gets to drive the Neuter scooter!
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